China’s national ping pong table tennis team will give Olympic silver medalist Wang Hao counseling after he reportedly got into a fight with a security guard trying to stop him from urinating outside a karaoke club.  Dark Side’s Chinese interpreters have confirmed, however, that the Chinese word for “counseling” does not have an exact English translation.  Presumably, the Chinese “counseling” will come in the form of Hao’s family being imprisoned and his home burned to the ground.

According to local papers, the drunken Hao and security guard came to blows as Hao shouted “I am the famous Wang Hao! I am the world champion! Does it matter if I beat you?.”  Apparently it does mighty Hao.

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